The Anti-Social Media

This is how some people see Life Events on Facebook:

This is how other people see life events on Facebook:

This is how I see life events on Facebook:

Life events…

My friends have been dogging me to join Pinterest. Apparently, a social network isn’t legit until I come and crush its dreams.

Ugh. Fine.

Let’s ruin another hotshot, flash-in-the-pan…

Could Twitter have done a worse job of corrupting the fundamentals of thier service in the name of selling more crappy 140 character ads?

You’re still here? Don’t you have family and friends you should be spending time with on Thanksgiving?

You’re sick of them? I can’t say I blame you. I get sick of my family too.

Happy…

This is just the innovation social networking needed. Another inbox so businesses can put more of their half-assed press releases and marketing bullshit into our inboxes.

Thanks Google!

The American political dialogue sucks, and social networks aren’t helping.

Social networks are terrible for politics. They allow for no nuance. You can’t solve huge issues like entitlement…

Guys, we need to have a talk about your blog headers.

How many blog headers need to have a white guy with his arms folded across his chest? Aren’t you original? Aren’t you more fun? And…